i was goin to class the other day and I realized oh shit, I'm hungry. Luckily I had some bitchin bullshit in my fridge, as well as the know-how to combine some bullshit into a delish little cruchy spice snack. Here's what ya gotta have:
french bread - 4 slices
mayo
horseradish mayo
pickled penos
cheese - some fat slices of swiss
white onion - nice little slice mice
mustard - i prefer yellow
pica pico - just a dabble
nice little salami slices
put the spreads on your bread and then start layin on the bullshit: penos, onion, cheese, salams. Smush the top bread on top and put it in a bag. take it anywhere -- ANYWHERE.
I ate this sandwich right in the middle of class and people started puking from the smell. the teacher left the class for a while and i'm pretty sure she was either puking or shitting from the crazy ass smell.
most likely shitting from the smell of her own puke.
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