its simple yet elegant, small yet incredibly dense. It comes care of my friends Ruben from Coachella, and the other dude who had long hair and a guitar but whos name I cant remember, so lets just call him Logan...im sorry Logan :(
These two guys rolled incognito into a heavy security music festival with 500 hot dogs, a portable grill, and a shit ton o' bacon! They decided to be ultimate badasses and sell people Sleazy Dogs outta the back of their van for half the price of the festival food. They got hassled by security, but they bounced back and brought the goodz to e'erbody!
Honestly i dont know why they called them Sleazy Dogs. Maybe they thought it had a ring to it?
A Sleazy Dog is a:
a) hot dog
b) wrapped in bacon
c) with onions
d) and really, nothing else except they had some really tasty buns
(notice the above 'grill' in bold means grill, so thats what you do with it)
put some condiments on that sucker, whatever you like at this point im not gonna tell you what to do here, honestly i just dont care enough. now eat it..make more if your still hungry, dont be afraid. I ate 2 for breakfast chilling with Ruben and Logan and i somehow still felt decent, better than i thought i was going to...i have no idea what the calorie count could be per dog, id actually rather not think about it cuz they taste like salty heaven!
Bacon and onion together are a wicked combo..add a charred dog and its downright insane. What else is insane is Ruben. Or at least he was when i saw him. Not mental, just temporarily..giddy? I gave him some uh..medicine and he turned into a fun guy, a reeeal fun guy if ya get my drift! He was havin a ball, cookin up his dogs while attempting to chop onions and trying to wrap bacon. It was actually his birthday! If there ever was a happy Ruben, he was right there that day, dancing in front of me looking so impish and whimsical, waving his onion cleaver around in one hand and some raw bacon strips in the other. I think he had some kinda deep epiphany, cuz he went apeshit and cooked up the rest of his dogs to give away to anyone that wanted one. Never have i ever seen or even thought it remotely possible for a guy this fun to cook up dogs at the speed he did, let alone even operate a grill, props Ruben, you are awesome!
Freakin' solid, Ruben! You and Logan are like a hot dog version of robin hood and little john, and we were like your merry band of hot dog eating men (and women) You brought cheap sleaze to the masses so they wouldnt hafta eat overpriced garbage. You even snuck in a buncha glass bottled Jarritos, which were prohibited but you did it anyways! And then i fed you substances that turned you into a raving maniac! Hell yeah!
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