The ingredients for this recipe are four things that everyone should have at all times: Macaroni and cheese, broccoli, hot dogs, and spicehouses.
The first thing you need to do is look at your broccoli. Is it frozen or fresh? This can be deduced by a simple test: cook that shit, and if it takes longer to cook than normal it's probably frozen. Don't worry though, frozen broccoli is fucking good shit. I just wanted to make sure you know what type of broccoli you have.
Cook the mac and cheese. If you don't know how to do this, you're a fucking idiot.
Hot dogs: already cooked, just gotta heat em. Slice that shit into little baby dog nugs and stir it with the mac. Put the broccoli in.
Throw some spicehouses in: I like mexican hot sauce but you may like tabasco, which is alright I GUESS. But really you should get your head out of your ass and go buy some Tapatio.
Step outside or go chill in the living room for a minute, to work up the appetite while the mac is cooling to edible temp.
You eat it with a fork, in a bowl, faggot.
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