GORILLA GUAC

guacamole (pronounced goo-aka-mow-li) often reminds me of a gorilla i saw at the san diego zoo. he would vomit neon green into his hand and eat it - this process was repeated about 10 times. i like to imagine my gorilla guac to be the only substitute for his regurgitated glob - "so good you'll eat it 10 times", etc.

mix:

cados
tomatoes
green onion
jalapenos
lil habanero
cilantro
lime (excess)
garlic (excess)
garlic salt
pepper
various sauces

grill the green onion bulbs with sweet onion and poblanos, put that on top.

the key is a ton of lime and garlic - you can't go wrong

now make like a gorilla and puke!